|Have you seen me?|
For some reason the fact that the Iron Gym is now gone has caused me to go through some reflection about the time we did, and all the time we didn’t spend together. Among the first things I thought when I realized it was gone was “if only.” If only I’d spent more time sculpting myself with Iron Gym then I wouldn’t be the kind of person who gets robbed. I’ve seen the guy from the commercial he doesn't look like a dude who fucks around. He would never get his Iron Gym stolen, he’s the kind of guy who can steal an Iron Gym or two, but he wouldn’t because Iron Gym practitioners are a noble people.
|With bitchin' lats comes great responsibility|
When someone come into your home it makes you feel pretty weak. And I think that’s why I’ve focused so much on my Iron Gym. I imagine the jerk who came into my home setting up and using my Iron Gym. He’ll probably stick to the program that comes with it, because even though he’s a criminal he probably has a better work ethic than I do. And he’s getting stronger. And with each passing day becoming more like the kind of person who can wantonly take things from people like me. Until of course I get my hands on the new Iron Gym Xtreme that is.
|Watch out mother fuckers!|