Thursday, July 19, 2018

Life. Style. Blog.

Now that I’m unemployed I’m really getting to lead my best life. Turns out that my best life is kind of a sad one. So I’ve been pouring through the mail here at HQ. And I think it’s time that I turn this shit into a lifestyle blog.

I guess part of the problem is that I don’t do all that much on a day to day basis. Mostly just jogging and open mics. But who knows. I don’t really want to put any of this on Facebook because every time I start writing on there I just end up sucked into a vortex of reading all that shit. And I have to say I like that I have a lot of friends and what not doing all sorts of neat stuff, but at the same time good gravy, are they really boring and hard to take in. So I guess I’d just prefer to write this shit on here. 

I’m gonna level with you though. I don’t really know what a lifestyle blog entails. I mean, I’m pretty sure I tell you what’s going on in my life. I don’t know. You’re not the boss of me. 

I googled what a lifestyle blog is. I'm pretty sure Goop is. I read a couple posts on That’s a lifestyle blog, right? It seems to run the gamut. It’s got weird shit on there. 
From Goop: If you're the type of person who's dropping thousands on a table you don't need a blog to tell you how to live. You've got it figured out already. 

Now that I’m a lifestyle blogger I am going to do sponsored posts. That’s a thing I’m gonna get good on. I’m going to say that these places gave me money to talk about their product. And then maybe some of the times that I do that someone from the company will be reading and will be like oh shit, I forgot we forgot to send that guy some money for saying how great our widgets are. Get that check out, Susan. Or whatever. I’m really out of ideas so I’m kinda spitballing here. 

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